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Fergie to Star in Remake of Midnight Express

ISTANBUL - Turkey - The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, has been recruited to star in the remake of director, Alan Parker's 1978 film set in a Turkish prison, Midnight Express.

Andrew Sold Daughters to Pay Fergie Debts

WINDSOR - England - Prince Andrew was embroiled in even more controversy today after it was revealed that Princess Eugenie and Beatrice were sold to billionaire Jeffrey Epstein to settle a fraction of Fergie's enormous debts.

Urgent Appeal for Donations to Save Fergie

WINDSOR - England - The Daily Squib is appealing to our readers to save the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson from bankruptcy. Please donate all you can.

EU Asks Germany to Bail Out Duchess of York

FRANKFURT - Germany - In addition to bailing out half of Europe, the German people are now being asked to bail out an ex-member of the British Royal family, Sarah Ferguson, to the tune of millions of euros.

Duchess of York Sells Daughter to Saudi Sheikh

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Sarah Ferguson has sold off one of her daughters to Prince Abdul bin Abdullah Mohammed Sheikh, who is part of the ruling Saudi Royal family the Duchess announced yesterday.

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