soviet britain

Commissar Angela Rayner: “Savers! We want all your wealth. NOW!”

MANCHESTER - England - Commissar Rayner has vowed to deplete all private wealth and savings from all proles during the…

10 months ago

Comrades, We Have Created a New Land of Hope and Glory

GRIMSBY - England - Supreme comrade Starmer today gave a wonderfully inclusive socialist speech about the new Land of Hope…

11 months ago

Good News Comrades, We Are Giving All Our Fish to the EU

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has made a great deal for Soviet Britain by giving away all our fish…

11 months ago

Commissar Reeves: “Closer Union With Our Communist Comrades in China”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves has outlined plans to ditch any trade deal with the USA and opt for…

11 months ago

Comrades, Today is a Big Day For My Second Soviet Budget

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves will today announce in her second soviet budget more wonderful punishments of tax,…

12 months ago

Commissar Reeves Announces Great News About the Shrinking UK Economy

SCUNTHORPE - England - The shrinking UK economy thanks to Commissar Reeves is now lower than Slovenia according to government…

1 year ago

Glorious Soviet Britain Declares Heroic Mission to Poke the Bear! Comrade Starmer Summons Brave Sons to the Glorious Meat Grinder!

SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer has announced plans to send our brave wokified troops to poke the Russian…

1 year ago

THOUGHTCRIME UPDATE: Labour Stasi Agents Are Listening and Watching

LONDON - England - All thoughtcrime will be reported and logged by Labour Stasi Agents - RECU and MINITRUE OFFICES.

1 year ago

Good Recession News – You Will be Eating the Bark From Trees

GRIMSPITE - England - Commissar Reeves provides crucial good news to Britain's soviet citizens about eating the bark from trees…

1 year ago

More Good News Comrades – Council Tax to Rise by 5 Times Legal Limit

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Rayner is happy to announce a massive rise in council tax demands for all proles.

1 year ago

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