soviet britain

Commissar Angela Rayner: “Savers! We want all your wealth. NOW!”

MANCHESTER - England - Commissar Rayner has vowed to deplete all private wealth and savings from all proles during the…

8 months ago

Comrades, We Have Created a New Land of Hope and Glory

GRIMSBY - England - Supreme comrade Starmer today gave a wonderfully inclusive socialist speech about the new Land of Hope…

9 months ago

Good News Comrades, We Are Giving All Our Fish to the EU

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has made a great deal for Soviet Britain by giving away all our fish…

10 months ago

Commissar Reeves: “Closer Union With Our Communist Comrades in China”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves has outlined plans to ditch any trade deal with the USA and opt for…

10 months ago

Comrades, Today is a Big Day For My Second Soviet Budget

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves will today announce in her second soviet budget more wonderful punishments of tax,…

10 months ago

Commissar Reeves Announces Great News About the Shrinking UK Economy

SCUNTHORPE - England - The shrinking UK economy thanks to Commissar Reeves is now lower than Slovenia according to government…

11 months ago

Glorious Soviet Britain Declares Heroic Mission to Poke the Bear! Comrade Starmer Summons Brave Sons to the Glorious Meat Grinder!

SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer has announced plans to send our brave wokified troops to poke the Russian…

12 months ago

THOUGHTCRIME UPDATE: Labour Stasi Agents Are Listening and Watching

LONDON - England - All thoughtcrime will be reported and logged by Labour Stasi Agents - RECU and MINITRUE OFFICES.

1 year ago

Good Recession News – You Will be Eating the Bark From Trees

GRIMSPITE - England - Commissar Reeves provides crucial good news to Britain's soviet citizens about eating the bark from trees…

1 year ago

More Good News Comrades – Council Tax to Rise by 5 Times Legal Limit

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Rayner is happy to announce a massive rise in council tax demands for all proles.

1 year ago

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