LONDON - England - Spotify executives blinded by greed were burned badly by professional grifter Meghan Markle, with a podcast deal.
Wow! Rarely do we see a confirmation of a previous Squib story more than a recent admission by a Spotify executive that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex successfully completed a grifter mission on the music company.
We were talking about how these dumb executives had been duped over two years ago, but of course no one listened. Who listens to the Squib, eh?
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