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Starmer to Greet Hamas Ambassador For UK Hamas Embassy

LONDON - England - After rewarding Hamas for terrorism by recognising the Hamas state, Keir Starmer prepares for the UK Hamas embassy opening.

After recognising the Hamas terror group as a legitimate terrorist state in the Middle East, British PM Keir Starmer is now preparing for the new Hamas Embassy that will open in London.

“I have already met the incoming Hamas ambassador to the UK. I have to say, I did find it rather funny that he was carrying a shovel with him everywhere. I asked him what it was for, and he told me for digging tunnels under the Hamas embassy. He then drew a big X on a spot on the embassy’s floor and started tapping away with the spade.”

It is not certain if Hamas tunnels will be allowed in Knightsbridge, but it is presumed that the Hamas terrorists do not need permission from anyone, let alone the council.

Abdullah al Kalb, will be the newly appointed Hamas ambassador to Britain, and he has thanked his dear friend Keir Starmer for recognising his terrorist organisation.

“Thank you, Britain. Thank you, Keir Starmer. Thank you, Labour Party. Now excuse me, I have a lot of digging to do. Eajal! Eajal! I have a team of workers who are digging a tunnel right now. We estimate the Israeli embassy is approximately 300 yards north-east from this point. Soon, they go BOOM!”

The Hamas embassy in London will be a great addition to the already lively city atmosphere.

London mayor Sadiq Khan will also attend the opening of the new Hamas embassy in central London this Friday and will bring a goat with him which will be sacrificed on the front steps of the new embassy.

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