Experts: Meghan Markle is Being Taught British Royal Etiquette

MONTECITO - USA - Meghan Markle has revealed that she is receiving etiquette training so that when she goes back to the UK she will be prepared for royalty.

Meghan Markle, who is a minor American celebrity, has no previous experience of etiquette, let alone British royal etiquette, or any other form of royal etiquette. The lowly former Suits actress who married Harry is seeking to return to the UK so that she can increase her status over other members of the royal family. She has thus enrolled herself in several courses that are attempting to teach the American how to comport herself when in the presence of royalty.

“If she is to get the better of Kate Middleton, Camilla, Charles, and William, Markle has to somehow play the game as it should be played and lose the informal expressions and mannerisms of a common American celebrity. In royal palace circles, affairs are conducted and conveyed in different ways to ordinary people,” etiquette expert Millicent Bienséances revealed.

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