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Starmer: “Labour is Now Far-right For Instating Grooming Gang Enquiry”

GRIMSBY - England - Keir Starmer has admitted that he and the Labour Party are now far-right.

Only six months ago, Keir Starmer called anyone who wanted a national enquiry into the Pakistani child grooming gangs as “far-right”. The Labour government last week instated a national enquiry into the child grooming scandal by Pakistani gangs — a cynical ploy desperate for votes.

Another U-turn

“Labour is now proudly a far-right party. We are doing the exact same thing that I labelled as far-right only six months ago,” a jubilant Keir Starmer revealed today before goose-stepping into Number 10 Downing Street.

Heil!

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