World

Starmer: “Labour is Now Far-right For Instating Grooming Gang Enquiry”

GRIMSBY - England - Keir Starmer has admitted that he and the Labour Party are now far-right.

Only six months ago, Keir Starmer called anyone who wanted a national enquiry into the Pakistani child grooming gangs as “far-right”. The Labour government last week instated a national enquiry into the child grooming scandal by Pakistani gangs — a cynical ploy desperate for votes.

Another U-turn

“Labour is now proudly a far-right party. We are doing the exact same thing that I labelled as far-right only six months ago,” a jubilant Keir Starmer revealed today before goose-stepping into Number 10 Downing Street.

Heil!

Do you value freedom?

SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice, satire and coffee. DUE TO THE NATURE OF OUR JUVENALIAN SATIRE WE CAN ONLY SURVIVE BY DONATIONS. PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING. THANK YOU.
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

GRIMSDALE - England - Comrade Starmer speaks about the enemy of the People's Republic of…

22 hours ago

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - President Donald Trump has issued a pardon to Vladimir Putin in…

1 day ago

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

GENEVA - Switzerland - A newly released report by the World Economic Forum reveals that…

3 days ago

“An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated”

LONDON - England - The head of the OBR has been liquidated and processed into…

3 days ago

A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain

ESSEX - England - Thanks to Labour's budget, taxpayers will foot the bill for more…

4 days ago

GameZone Casino Popularity Grows Across Online Communities

MANILA - Philippines - GameZone Casino is growing in popularity across many online communities as…

4 days ago

This website uses cookies.