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One in, One Out Policy Going Well For Labour

DOVER - England - Labour's Open Door policy for mass illegal immigration 'one in, one out' is going very well according to a report.

The famous ‘one in, one out’ policy is going well for the Labour government, a new report has revealed.

“I put one in and pull one out,” an illegal migrant revealed, huffing and puffing during another one of his rape sessions.

The economic fake asylum seeker was then handed a leaflet from a government official detailing that rape is not an accepted behaviour in Britain and that women in this country require consent before any form of sexual relations.

“She gave me consent. In my country, if a woman wears clothes like that, it is consent,” the illegal migrant replied.

“Now excuse me, in, out, in, out, in, out!”

“Thank you, Labour, you’re the best!”

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