rachel reeves

Comrades! We Are Coming For Your Homes Next

LONDON - England - If you own any property in the UK, you are in for a lovely surprise from…

4 months ago

Commissar Reeves Planning to Tax Dead People

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves is planning to tax dead people. If you are dead or dying, the Big…

4 months ago

NO MORE INHERITANCE: Communiqué of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain

GRIMSBY - England - The free transference of generational inheritance is to be outlawed in the PRSB Commissar Reeves has…

4 months ago

“Comrades, I am on holiday this week on a cruise”

THE MID ATLANTIC OCEAN - Good news comrades, commissar Reeves has sent us all a brief communiqué from her summer…

4 months ago

GROWTH: “I am proud to forecast a £50 billion deficit from £22 billion deficit!”

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Reeves proudly announces growth of the PRSB deficit to £50 billion black hole, from a…

4 months ago

More Good News Comrades, Food Inflation is Set to Rise Again

GRMSBY - England - Just as you thought it can't get any better, food inflation is set to rise again…

4 months ago

Reeves: “I am pleased to announce I beat the Liz Truss record for bond market”

GRIMSBY - England - Rachel Reeves is proud to announce that her economic policies have resulted in a bond market…

5 months ago

Reeves Announces Another Glorious 0.1% Ungrowth in the Economy

GRIMSBY - England - Wonderful news as Commissar Reeves proudly announces another 0.1% ungrowth in the economy.

5 months ago

Rachel Reeves to Claim PIP Benefits as She Cannot Cope Any More

LONDON - England - Rachel Reeves is set to claim PIP benefits because she is suffering from depression after ruining…

5 months ago

The Tears of Socialism When Other People’s Money Runs Out

LONDON - England - PMQs revealed the tears of socialism, with Rachel Reeves on her way out for ruining the…

5 months ago

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