rachel reeves

Labour Now Blames Diego Maradona and the “Hand of God” for Tax Rises

GRIMSBY - England - The huge tax rises the incompetent Labour government is going to dole out is now being…

4 weeks ago

Mass Stabbing Frenzy? “Yep, it’s just another day in Labour’s Britain”

HUNTINGDON - England - It's just another mass stabbing in Labour's Britain. Nothing to see here folks, please move along.

1 month ago

Net Zero Juice – That Cool Refreshing Drink!

GRIMSBY - England - Net Zero Juice is a cool, refreshing drink that every person in the People's Republic of…

1 month ago

Commissar Reeves: “Comrades, it is one rule for me, and another rule for you!”

DULWICH - England - Commissar Reeves explains why she is exempt from any laws and licence payments whilst profiting from…

1 month ago

Comrades, We Are Going to Bring in a Wonderful Property Poll Tax

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves and Commissar Torsten Bell have cooked up a lovely mansion poll tax for…

1 month ago

Commissar Reeves: “I am never accountable for my actions”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves is never accountable for any of her actions, and the budget does not affect…

1 month ago

“Comrades, great news, Britain’s quality of life now lower than Gaza”

GRIMSBY - England - Rachel Reeves has praised the news from the OBR that the quality of life in Soviet…

2 months ago

More Good News – The Economy of Soviet Britain is in Ruins

SCUNTHORPE - England - We announce even more great news that the economy of Soviet Britain is in complete ruins…

3 months ago

Angela Rayner to Contribute to Labour’s £50 Billion debt Tax Black Hole

HOVE - England - Angela Rayner has vowed to help plug the £50 billion debt black hole created by Labour…

3 months ago

New Commissar Torsten Bell Assisting Comrade Reeves on Ruinous Budget

MANCHESTER - England - Comrades, we have a new up-and-coming rising star Marxist zealot - Commissar Torsten Bell.

3 months ago

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