rachel reeves

GROWTH: “I am proud to forecast a £50 billion deficit from £22 billion deficit!”

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Reeves proudly announces growth of the PRSB deficit to £50 billion black hole, from a…

6 months ago

More Good News Comrades, Food Inflation is Set to Rise Again

GRMSBY - England - Just as you thought it can't get any better, food inflation is set to rise again…

6 months ago

Reeves: “I am pleased to announce I beat the Liz Truss record for bond market”

GRIMSBY - England - Rachel Reeves is proud to announce that her economic policies have resulted in a bond market…

7 months ago

Reeves Announces Another Glorious 0.1% Ungrowth in the Economy

GRIMSBY - England - Wonderful news as Commissar Reeves proudly announces another 0.1% ungrowth in the economy.

7 months ago

Rachel Reeves to Claim PIP Benefits as She Cannot Cope Any More

LONDON - England - Rachel Reeves is set to claim PIP benefits because she is suffering from depression after ruining…

7 months ago

The Tears of Socialism When Other People’s Money Runs Out

LONDON - England - PMQs revealed the tears of socialism, with Rachel Reeves on her way out for ruining the…

7 months ago

Assisted Dying Bill Passed – Who’s First?

LONDON - England - In a historic vote, the Assisted Dying Bill has been passed by parliament.

8 months ago

Good News – Even More Wealthy are Leaving the UK in Droves

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrades, I am happy to announce even more wealthy are leaving the UK because of my…

8 months ago

What Would Blackadder Say About Chancellor Reeves?

LONDON - England - In homage to John Curtis and Ben Elton of Blackadder fame, we messily imagine what he…

8 months ago

My Job Tax Policies Have Increased Unemployment by 4.6%

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves has happily announced the good news that unemployment is up by 4.6% thanks to…

8 months ago

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