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HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus

PORTSMOUTH - England - PM Keir Starmer has waved off Britain's first Net Zero battleship to sail to Cyprus to…

2 weeks ago

Miliband Claims Net Zero Turnips Will Provide Energy For UK

NORTHUMBERLAND - England - Net Zero lunatic "Mad" Ed Miliband is now talking about turnips providing energy for Britain.

1 month ago

WW3: Comrade Miliband is Saving Britain’s Oil and Gas Reserves For Putin

GRANGEMOUTH - Scotland - Impoverishing and disarming Britain is the first step in halting Britain's oil and gas reserves, saving…

3 months ago

Net Zero Juice – That Cool Refreshing Drink!

GRIMSBY - England - Net Zero Juice is a cool, refreshing drink that every person in the People's Republic of…

5 months ago

Heathrow Airport Powered by Two AA Batteries

LONDON - England - Heathrow Airport is powered by two AA batteries, the owners of the airport have revealed.

12 months ago

Miliband Issues Net Zero Guidelines For WW3 Combat

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has issued strict Net Zero guidelines for the military to adhere to carbon emissions…

1 year ago

Mad Ed Miliband Demonstrates the New Solar Panel Hat Every Briton Will Wear

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Energy Minister Ed Miliband today demonstrated the Net Zero solar panel hat.

1 year ago

Labour: Corbyn Better Than Miliband or Brown

LONDON - England - Jeremy Corbyn is better than either Ed Miliband or the irascible Gordon Brown voters are saying.

10 years ago

General Election: Reviewing the Latest Political Pantomime

LONDON - England - The dust may have settled on the 2015 General Election, but the fallout is likely to…

11 years ago

ELECTION Update: “Here Bro You Can Have This Back”

LONDON - England - The resignation of Ed Miliband after Labour's trouncing in the 2015 election polls was naturally predicted…

11 years ago

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