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Man Buys 15 Tumble Dryers For His One Bedroom Home

LONDON - England - A man from Finchley, North London, has purchased 15 tumble dryers in defiance of Ed Miliband.

1 week ago

Blame Ed Miliband When the Ambulance or Fire Engine Does Not Turn Up

LONDON - England - You can blame Ed Miliband when the ambulance or fire engine you desperately need never turns…

2 months ago

HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus

PORTSMOUTH - England - PM Keir Starmer has waved off Britain's first Net Zero battleship to sail to Cyprus to…

2 months ago

Miliband Claims Net Zero Turnips Will Provide Energy For UK

NORTHUMBERLAND - England - Net Zero lunatic "Mad" Ed Miliband is now talking about turnips providing energy for Britain.

3 months ago

WW3: Comrade Miliband is Saving Britain’s Oil and Gas Reserves For Putin

GRANGEMOUTH - Scotland - Impoverishing and disarming Britain is the first step in halting Britain's oil and gas reserves, saving…

5 months ago

Net Zero Juice – That Cool Refreshing Drink!

GRIMSBY - England - Net Zero Juice is a cool, refreshing drink that every person in the People's Republic of…

6 months ago

Heathrow Airport Powered by Two AA Batteries

LONDON - England - Heathrow Airport is powered by two AA batteries, the owners of the airport have revealed.

1 year ago

Miliband Issues Net Zero Guidelines For WW3 Combat

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has issued strict Net Zero guidelines for the military to adhere to carbon emissions…

1 year ago

Mad Ed Miliband Demonstrates the New Solar Panel Hat Every Briton Will Wear

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Energy Minister Ed Miliband today demonstrated the Net Zero solar panel hat.

1 year ago

Labour: Corbyn Better Than Miliband or Brown

LONDON - England - Jeremy Corbyn is better than either Ed Miliband or the irascible Gordon Brown voters are saying.

10 years ago

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