Glastonbury 2025: Low IQ Thug Rapper Gives Mossad a New Project

GLASTONBURY - England - This year's festival certainly was a hit for some people. For others, ah, not so much.

This year’s Glastonbury music festival involved the same old shit as the other years, you know, white trust fund kids and older with a bit more disposable income than most who can happily spend £23.95 on a hot dog, yet entertain far-leftist woke political leanings and strong eco politics despite creating massive amounts of pollution by descending on the so-called “music” festival. The highlight, of course, has been some nobody black rapper who received his three minutes of fame by chanting the words “Death to the IDF”, which aligns very much with the sentiment of terrorist groups like Hamas, Hezbollah and the brutal Iranian regime.

Naturally, the virtue signalling crowds of useful idiot NPC lemmings followed the chant with no problem, as is customary in large champagne socialist soirées.

One has to give the low-IQ individual who chanted his divisive violence inducing lyric some praise because he may not have any intelligence or musical skill, but he is indeed self-sacrificing. The vastly creative Mossad agency loves a project, and this guy is now in the crosshairs. In life, there are many things a relatively sane and intelligent person does not do, fuck with great white sharks, lions, tigers, 20,000 foot sheer drops, and Mossad.

Indeed, war is a messy business where many sides of a conflict suffer, but to deliberately incite violence against a particular group of people and single them out is not very clever. There are only 15.8 million Jews in the world today, making up 0.2% of the global population, and at the moment, they are fighting in the Middle East for their own survival, surrounded by countries that much like the crass unintelligent rapper, want them wiped completely off the face of the earth simply for existing.

Of course, some insignificant fuck head like this atavistic primitive rapper is laughable for agencies that have far more pressing projects to deal with, however it may be a fun side-project, maybe a little light relief from the hard grind.

Wondering what delights are awaiting the Glastonbury 2026 festival?