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World War III Told to Wait So Britain Can Fix Broken Ships and Planes

PORTSMOUTH - England - The Labour government is pleading for World War III to wait so it can fix its…

2 weeks ago

REVEALED – The Perfect Utopian Paradise For All Leftists

MANCHESTER - England - After very little research, we reveal the perfect utopian paradise for all leftists.

1 month ago

Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, all depictions of bikinis or anyone wearing a bikini will now be banned, forthwith, from…

2 months ago

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

LONDON - England - Leftists disarm and destroy nations from within and have no positive, useful traits whatsoever.

3 months ago

Wokerati Panic As Netflix Loses $25 Billion After Musk Call

LOS ANGELES - USA - The woke programmers and engineers of Netflix are in panic mode as Elon Musk calls…

5 months ago

Shock as UK Advert Found Without Black Person

LONDON - England - Black people are usually in every TV advert in the UK, but one man was shocked…

6 months ago

America’s Left Suddenly Care About Free Speech

WASHINGTON DC - USA - America's woke far-leftist Democrats suddenly care about free speech when the tables are turned on…

6 months ago

American Conservative Receives the Ultimate Liberal Cancel Culture

UTAH - USA - Charlie Kirk, an American conservative, has been shot and killed while debating at a university campus.

6 months ago

How Grandmaster Putin is Playing the Weak Socialist Do-gooder UK Like a Fiddle

MOSCOW - Russia - Putin has successfully utilised the weak socialist do-gooder structure of the UK to destabilise and demoralise…

7 months ago

Glastonbury 2025: Low IQ Thug Rapper Gives Mossad a New Project

GLASTONBURY - England - This year's festival certainly was a hit for some people. For others, ah, not so much.

9 months ago

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