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The Oddity The Odyssey

LOS ANGELES - USA - Christopher Nolan's take on Homer's The Odyssey is The Oddity.

It’s great that we received free tickets to see the latest wokified Hollywood rendering and revisionist rewriting of history because it would be shameful to actually use one’s own fucking money to see this shit. This is a humiliating and condescending approach to conveying classical literature to perceived stupid people. For a start, not everyone should be treated like a fucking moron when watching a film. Secondly, defiling ancient literature with mediocrity and banality is a sin that should be punished severely. The Iliad and Odyssey are fantasies, but ruining Homer’s work and historical allegorical meaning as well as ancient Greek identity is grossly degrading. Apparently Helen of Troy was a Sub-Saharan African, and many of the Greek people are black. Hell, some of them are even transexual men (Sinon) with floppy plastic prosthetic penises. Mycenaean-period armour is instead replaced by 6th-century BC armour, which is nearly 700 years out, and the ancient Greeks apparently floated around the Aegean in motherfucking Viking ships instead of Bronze Age Greek ships like Penteconters. This is just another Hollywood circle jerk made for dumbed-down audiences. The dull blue/grey filter over the entire film adds uniformity in misery over a land that should have been vibrant and colourful, as is the reality of the Mediterranean. The Greek people, according to Hollywood, are of Sub-Saharan African heritage. The actress who plays Helen of Troy even admitted she had never heard of Homer or the Odyssey before being placed into the film and, like much of the cast, never read the book even after she was shoehorned (DEI) into the role. As a marketing tool, triggering the CHUDS is great, because it gets people talking about the movie — for free. No doubt this piece of shit will receive many Hollywood awards so they can give themselves loads of fucking awards that mean nothing anymore. The woke cast takes you out of the immersion of the film completely and has nothing to do with ancient Greece or Homer. The great thing about wokism is that anyone who questions it or its use is immediately labelled as a racist/bigot or misogynist and cancelled… However, if you accept blindly their unconscionable nonsense, you are okay as you guzzle down more of their poisonous Kool-Aid.

Destroying History is Fun – “Beware of Hollywoodians bearing gifts.”

Even though the ancient Greek gods are weeping right now, the studio’s ESG woke ratings are going up for this film. Despite the gushing, fake paid-for reviews in the shill Hollywood press, the backlash will probably be just as amusing to watch from afar. Christopher Nolan should stick to his sci-fi movies where he likes to dwell on the concept of time. Obviously they threw a tonne of money at him for this film, so what’s he going to do, refuse it?

If you punish yourself and your wallet by going to see this three-hour-plus fucking shambles, you are a cunt of the highest order.

A piece of shit seen on IMAX is still a piece of shit.

Nothing to see here, folks; just Hollywood committing suicide … slowly.

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