Prime Minister's 19th Relaunch Goes Well

LONDON - England - Unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, has had another successful relaunch of his premiership,…

17 years ago

Obama Affecting Weather Claim White House Aides

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Hussein Obama has been found to be able to control the weather wherever…

17 years ago

Gordon Brown Eats Own Hand

LONDON - England - British prime minister, Gordon Brown ate his own hand live on television today after the European…

17 years ago

BNP Leader Nick Griffin Thanks Brown For EU Win

LONDON - England - Britain's Fascist group, the BNP, thanked Gordon Brown personally for handing over a taxpayer funded term…

17 years ago

Balls to Sing Castrato

LONDON - England - It's balls to the wall as Ed Balls volunteers to sing as a castrato at the…

17 years ago

Tories Relief After Brown Stays

LONDON - England - There was a collective sigh of relief from the Conservative party after Gordon Brown clung onto…

17 years ago

Exclusive Footage of Amy Winehouse Rehearsing in St Lucia Released

GARRAND - St Lucia - Famous pop starlet Amy Winehouse, who now owns a luxury home on the Caribbean island,…

17 years ago

Comrade Smith: "My Job Is Done Here"

LONDON - England - Comrade Jacqui Smith, who has been instrumental in bringing Britain into the new era of surveillance…

17 years ago

MP Arrested After Stealing From Blind Beggar

LONDON - England - A prominent member of parliament has been arrested today at Euston train station after stealing a…

17 years ago

Prince Harry Plays Polo in New York Celebrity Charity Match

NEW YORK - USA - Celebrities flocked to see Prince Harry play in a polo match yesterday.

17 years ago

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