Sir Fred Goodwin Contemplated Suicide

CANNES - France - Fred the Shred Goodwin has contemplated suicide. He speaks exclusively to the Daily Squib from his…

17 years ago

Inquiry Into Why UK Invaded Country With World’s Second Largest Oil Reserves

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown has agreed for an inquiry into the invasion of Iraq which will be held…

17 years ago

Washed Up Glamour Model Washes Up on Spanish Beach

BENIDORM - Spain - Britain's top model, Jordan, washed up on a beach today much to the delight of holidaymakers…

17 years ago

Fresh Protests Planned as UK Regime Rules Out General Election

LONDON - England - Supporters of the democratic process planned fresh protests today as the country's supreme unelected leader, Gordon…

17 years ago

Madonna to Adopt Stevie Wonder

LOS ANGELES - USA - Madonna has adopted musician Stevie Wonder into her family, sources for the pop artist disclosed…

17 years ago

BNP Plan Special Crayons for British Schools

BRUSSELS - Belgium - British National Party leader, Nick Griffin is spearheading a schools project which could have all British…

17 years ago

Brown Could Be World’s Only Dictator Left

LONDON - England - With news that Iran's Ahmedinnajacket and North Korea's Kim Jong Il are to retire from dictating,…

17 years ago

Palin: 'Hunting Season for Lettermans Now Open'

WASILLA - USA - Sarah Palin, the Republican governor, has ditched moose hunting this year for a much better quarry…

17 years ago

Labour Stasi Officers Fine Man £50 for Dropping £10

AYR - Scotland - An arthritis sufferer was accused of littering and handed a £50 fixed-penalty notice after dropping a…

17 years ago

All Aboard the Paris Train

LOS ANGELES - USA - Paris Hilton is to open her own train company and rail network, so that everyone…

17 years ago

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