Revealed: "Kelly Osbourne Ate My Chihuahua"

LOS ANGELES - USA - A distraught Hollywood socialite has revealed the harrowing details of an encounter with Kelly Osbourne…

17 years ago

Gordon Brown Offers Support to Iranian People in their Attempts to Overthrow their Unelected Leader

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, offered his support to the Iranian people in wishing to rid themselves…

17 years ago

Muslim Convert Jackson Got It Wrong : 50 Concerts Not 50 Virgins

LOS ANGELES - USA - There are rumours circulating around Hollywood that the recent Islamic convert, Michael Jackson, may have…

17 years ago

Jackson Now Drinking Jesus Juice With Jesus

LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson is now said to be drinking Jesus Juice in heaven according to ministers…

17 years ago

Michael Jackson is Dead!

LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson has died from a cardiac arrest according to insiders from UCLA hospital.

17 years ago

Scripted Obama Uses Teleprompter in White House Bedroom

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama's wife was said to be fuming after the US president refused to remove…

17 years ago

GOP to Change Elephant Mascot

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Sarah Palin's election team in Capital Hill are gearing up for the 2012 elections and…

17 years ago

Detroit to Get Obama Makeover

DETROIT - USA - America's wasteland, the city where there is such devastation, is to finally get the Obama makeover.

17 years ago

Gordon Brown Tipped for Professorship at Scunthorpe Technical College

SCUNTHORPE - England - Gordon Brown wants to be a tech. college professor when he quits Downing Street, his close…

17 years ago

Michael Foot to Come Out of Retirement to Head Labour Party

LONDON - England - Bring out the formaldehyde! Michael Foot, 93, has agreed to come back as leader of the…

17 years ago

This website uses cookies.