LONDON - England - There was shock in the world of football as it was discovered that a footballer slept with another footballer's girlfriend.
"What's wrong mate you seem a bit quiet?"
“I don’t believe anything like this could ever happen. He what? Are you trying to tell me that a footballer slept with another footballer’s girl? You must be joking mate, that never happens. Next you’ll be telling me that footballers go around shagging every piece of slapper that is thrown at them, c’mon!” a football commentator for Sky Sports said on Talk Sport TV.
The footballer in question has had to hang his head in shame after the revelations were published all over the press.
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