U.S. Taxpayers Will Have to Pay Millions For Harry and Meghan 24hr Security

LONDON - England - U.S. taxpayers will now be on the hook to pay millions for Harry and Meghan's automatic security detail, as the couple win their case in the UK.

Even though he is not a working royal and does not live in the UK, the Duke of Sussex has won his drawn-out battle for automatic armed police protection – paid for by British taxpayers. But here’s the icing on the cake: U.S. taxpayers will also have to foot the huge costs for automatic protection under International law as “internationally protected persons” when they return home to their 16-bathroom Montecito mansion.

The monarchy should have nipped this problem in the bud when they had a chance, but now it is too late. The late Queen forbade the Sussexes from profiting off their title, but Meghan instead went full steam ahead, and the devious freeloading couple have made a fortune by duping the poor Americans who frankly do not know any better. Many Americans still think Brits live in castles and walk on cobbled streets.

Now it’s a double whammy for taxpayers across the Atlantic and the one’s over here…and we can all thank Keir Starmer, who okayed all this shit.

Everyone in Britain must now prepare for more Harry and Meghan drama in the UK, and seeing as the weak British monarchy sealed their own fate by not acting decisively to solve this problem from the beginning, they will now be relegated to page 25 as a tiny column inch when the grifters arrive.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share

    Recent Posts

    Looking Forward to the Nightmare Labour Budget

    MANCHESTER - England - Are you looking forward to the nightmare Labour budget?

    7 hours ago

    Experts: True Change Can Only Come From the Population – Not the Government

    FRANCE - To effect any form of true change in any given Western nation, the…

    6 days ago

    Trump Going Through Blondes Like Lost Election Promises

    WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Another Trump blonde exits almost as fast as she entered…

    1 week ago

    Comrades, We Are Now Coming For Internet Tax to Fund Welfare State and BBC

    MANCHESTER - England - Comrades, you will pay an internet tax to pay for the…

    1 week ago

    Rebranding Brand From his Rape Brand

    LONDON - England - Rebranding Brand from his rape brand will be quite a task…

    1 week ago

    WEF Annual Meeting of Global Future Leaders 2026 Advances New Ideas on Resilient Growth, Technology and Leadership

    DUBAI - United Arab Emirates – More than 500 leaders and experts concluded today the inaugural Annual Meeting of…

    1 week ago

    This website uses cookies.