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Music Biz Autotune Songs Now Used to Torture Inmates in Secret CIA Centres

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - The music biz has come a long way since the days when artists and musicians sang and…

14 years ago

Blair Congratulates Assad on Job Well Done

HOULA - Syria - Former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, plans on flying out to visit Syrian leader Bashar Hafez…

14 years ago

Tortured 911 'Masterminds' Confess to Anything

GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - If you keep someone awake forcibly for 180 hours straight, they will confess to anything.…

14 years ago

Argentina to Invade UK Sometime Next Week

BUENES AIRES - Argentina - President Cristina Kirchner, has ordered her forces to get ready to invade the British Isles…

14 years ago

Why the ECB is Holding the World's Economy to Ransom

FRANKFURT - Germany - The European Central Bank is holding the world to ransom and will be the cause of…

14 years ago

New Cristina Kirchner Portrait Shows Troubled Soul

BUENES AIRES - Argentina - The thirtieth anniversary of the Falklands war has taken a hard toll on Argentinian president,…

14 years ago

British Troops Told to Finish Training Afghan Troops to Kill British Troops

HELMAND - Afghanistan - British commanders have vowed to finish the British mission of training Afghan soldiers to kill British…

15 years ago

Dick Cheney Gets Human Heart Transplant

VIRGINIA - USA - Former Vice President Dick Cheney was recovering on Saturday after undergoing a human heart transplant.

15 years ago

Obama Grooming Cameron For Iran War

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Amongst the glitz and money soaked environs of America's capital city, David Cameron was awkwardly…

15 years ago

Obama Will Still Play Golf During Nuclear War

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama vows to tee off during and after a full scale nuclear war,…

15 years ago

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