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People’s Republic of Soviet Britain Urgent Bulletin Regarding Comrade Starmer

MANCHESTER - England - Good news comrades. Comrade Starmer has been apprehended and made into Net Zero Juice.

3 weeks ago

“Comrades, they are coming for me on Monday! This is it!”

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has revealed in a communique that a dastardly coup is taking place to remove him…

4 weeks ago

Commissar Burnham Cums On Stage After Politburo Election Win

MAKERFIELD - England - Commissar Andy Burnham has cum on stage after the announcement of his win for the politburo…

4 weeks ago

Commissar Burnham Vows Council Tax Increases For Everyone

MANCHESTER - England - Commissar Burnham has vowed to increase council tax and all other taxes in the country as…

2 months ago

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