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COMRADE BURN’EM – SEVERE ALERT – BEWARE OF BURNT TOAST IN TOASTERS

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Burn'em has sent out a severe alert to millions of people in the PRSB about…

2 weeks ago

Dangerous Criminal Disappointed by Early Release Thanks to Labour

WORMWOOD SCRUBS - England - A dangerous criminal is seriously disappointed with his early release from prison thanks to Labour…

4 weeks ago

Comrade Burn’em Wants Your Home – Land Tax – Property Poll Tax to Replace Council Tax

HARTLEPOOL - England - Comrade Burn'em and the Labour Party want to redistribute your wealth through your home to the…

1 month ago

Second Wave of Wealthy People Preparing to Leave UK

LONDON - England - The second wave of wealthy people are set to leave the UK after the unelected shoo-in…

1 month ago

People’s Republic of Soviet Britain Urgent Bulletin Regarding Comrade Starmer

MANCHESTER - England - Good news comrades. Comrade Starmer has been apprehended and made into Net Zero Juice.

2 months ago

“Comrades, they are coming for me on Monday! This is it!”

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has revealed in a communique that a dastardly coup is taking place to remove him…

2 months ago

Commissar Burnham Cums On Stage After Politburo Election Win

MAKERFIELD - England - Commissar Andy Burnham has cum on stage after the announcement of his win for the politburo…

2 months ago

Commissar Burnham Vows Council Tax Increases For Everyone

MANCHESTER - England - Commissar Burnham has vowed to increase council tax and all other taxes in the country as…

3 months ago

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