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India Unveils New Begging Robot

NEW DELHI - India - Technological savvy Indians have unveiled their first begging robot to the nation.

As the world will soon be inundated with cheap Chinese-made robots, it seems they are also trickling down to India as well.

Naturally, the soon-to-be-unemployed Indians are employing the robots to beg for money.

“Soon we will all be unemployed and replaced by Chinese robots, so now we deploy these robots to do begging from people who will also be unemployed soon,” Jagannath Chatterjee, a government automation spokesman, told the Berojagaar Times.

It is not yet known what caste the robots will be designated under the Hindu caste system.

The future looks bright for all the soon-to-be unemployed 1.4 billion Indians, as there will be a further 1.4 billion robots to replace them.

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