Played Like a Harp – Trump’s Girl in the White House

Powerful men have one weakness — pussy. Just like Trump once said that he likes to grab women by that particular part of their anatomy, maybe things have turned around for him, and he’s being played like a harp by his girl Friday in the White House, Natalie Harp.

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“Natalie likes to take the president’s dick-tation. Many of those crazy, unhinged tweets and Truth Social posts you see were dictated to Natalie, who then posted them with haste to social media platforms. How much dictation she can take in one go is arguable, but that depends on the Don, his diaper and his medication,” a White House aide revealed on Wednesday.

Naturally, the absent and frankly frigid wifey, Melania, does not like any of these shenanigans or the other various rumours swirling through the halls of Capitol Hill.

Since the Stormy storm, there has been a fundamental freeze in Melania’s desire to please the Donald with the delights she possesses between her warm, immaculately curated loins.

“The Teflon Don is frustrated. He gets more lovin’ from the Iranian mullahs than Melania. What’s a guy gonna do? Good old American pound cake; he needs that like any man needs it,” the White House aide added.

The unfortunate nature of these spurious rumours is that the Midterm elections are coming up, and the socialists and commies in the Democrat Party are using this shit as ammo to shoot at MAGA and the Trump team. As is the usual method, the dirt will get dirtier as the elections come closer.