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Home Office Rape Booklet Stops Illegal Migrant Raping Woman

BARKING - England - The recently released Home Office Rape Pamphlet has successfully stopped an illegal migrant raping a woman.

An illegal migrant who came to Britain in a rubber dinghy from France stopped raping a woman in a park momentarily after he was handed the Home Office Rape Booklet recently released by the Labour government.

The man of unknown age and unknown origin arrived in the UK illegally from France in December and was residing in a 5-star hotel in London.

According to reports, he was on his sixth rape of the day when a local council official handed him the Home Office Rape Booklet, which aims to educate migrants that women have to give consent to have sex in the UK.

“I handed him the booklet during his raping and he read a bit of it. He then angrily growled and said he was nearly finished with that one. Afterwards, he said he would try to limit the number of rapes he was committing daily. I feel this was a great success and solid proof that the leaflet works.”

Many of the men who come over in small boats are unknowns because they throw their papers away before coming to Britain.

A Home Office spokesman revealed that this incident proved that the pamphlets distributed to illegal migrants had worked and were a great accomplishment.

Meanwhile, over 4,500 men from third-world countries have crossed into Britain from France in the last week, and no one is doing anything about it.

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