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Film News: Why Tarzan Will Always be Portrayed as White

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Film industry staff have revealed why it is impossible for Tarzan to be portrayed by anyone apart from a white actor.

There’s some good news for film fans regarding woke Hollywood film producers constrained to producing Tarzan films only with a white actor.

“It’s something even the wokest of woke film producers and woke propaganda merchants cannot fuck with. They fucked “Snow White” and everything else, but they can’t touch Tarzan,” a film industry insider revealed.

It comes as cinemas across the UK & U.S. are reported to be mostly empty over the Snow White remake film’s ‘woke’ controversy.

Why is that? Why can’t they mess with Tarzan?

“Well, it’s impossible for these woke companies to mess with Tarzan, simply because you can’t have a black man swinging on vines through trees, and acting like a monkey, making ‘ook’ noises which essentially is what Tarzan does in the films,” the industry worker added.

Looks like Tarzan is safe in the film world — for now.

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