OSLO - Norway - President Trump has praised the Norwegians on upping their defence military spending to 2% of GDP.
President Donald J. Trump today congratulated Norway for meeting NATO military spending standards of at least 2% of GDP.
“I gotta say I’m impressed by the Norway peoples, what a wonderful, tremendous people. They have committed to spend my guidelines of 2% of their GDP on defence spending for NATO. That’s tremendous, really great! Believe me when I say I’m bigly impressed folks, really I’m not kidding, tremendous!”
There’s only a slight problem, the Norwegians did not inform the president of one small factor.
The extra Norwegian spending up to 2% was spent solely on LGBTQP dance classes and woke EU education courses. The Russians must be shitting in their pants right now. Shhh! No one tell the president.
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