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Mud Pit to be Installed in Oval Office For Presidential Debates

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Oval Office in the White House is to have a fully functioning mud pit installed.

Great news for fight fans! The White House has proudly announced the installation of a mud pit in the middle of the Oval Office where presidential debates will take place.

“We’re thinking of making the events Pay-Per-View because we kinda need the money, you know. Every little thing helps. Have you seen our debt levels? Sheesh. That war in Ukraine sure did not help with that,” president Donald Trump told the assembled reporters in the Oval Office, invited to have a look for themselves.

One reporter from CNN accidentally tripped on her stilettoes and fell into the pit headfirst.

Immediately cheers went up in the Oval Office, as she struggled around in the mud, her shirt coming off revealing a thrilling sight for the assembled onlookers.

“Look at CNN go! Whoah! Thanks for demonstrating how the pit works. Okay, get her a towel, someone,” vice president J.D. Vance quipped.

The assembled members of the press all cheered at the good sport of the reporter as she left to get a much-needed shower.

The Oval Office has become associated in Americans’ minds with the presidency itself through memorable images, such as a young John F. Kennedy, Jr. peering through the front panel of his father’s desk, President Richard Nixon speaking by telephone with the Apollo 11 astronauts during their moonwalk, and Amy Carter bringing her Siamese cat Misty Malarky Ying Yang to brighten her father President Jimmy Carter’s day.

Several presidents have addressed the nation from the Oval Office on occasion. Examples include Kennedy presenting news of the Cuban Missile Crisis (1962), Nixon announcing his resignation from office (1974), Ronald Reagan following the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster (1986), and George W. Bush in the wake of the September 11 attacks (2001).

 

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