Senior Citizen Attacks Beauty Pageant Contestant

WASILLA - USA - Chaos descended today on the Miss Alaska beauty pageant when one of the contestants was attacked…

17 years ago

New Fed Chairman Assures U.S. Economy Fine

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Bush today appointed a new Federal Reserve Chairman, Mr Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf to assure…

17 years ago

Sarah Palin Honoured at George W Bush University

TEXAS - USA - Prospective Vice President, Sarah Palin was honoured today for her contribution to outstanding intellect and world…

17 years ago

UK Businesses Face Costly Cyber Attacks

LONDON - England - Cyber attacks are becoming more prevalent and costly for UK businesses. You can protect yourself with…

17 years ago

£500 Billion to Buy Humungous Amount of Prostitutes and Champagne for Bank Executives

LONDON - England - Taxpayers in Britain are going to foot one of the heftiest whore and champagne bills in…

17 years ago

McCain ‘Still Alive’ Say Advisers

NASHVILLE - USA - John McCain's advisers insisted that he is still alive despite a flat lining performance in the…

17 years ago

Brown Nationalises British Capitalist Banks

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown has ordered the last remnants of capitalism be squashed by the Bolshevik Economic…

17 years ago

Iceland on Sale for $5,999.99 on eBay

REYKJAVIK - Iceland - The tiny island nation of Iceland was today put up for sale for $5,999.99 and will…

17 years ago

‘We Got Him’

LAS VEGAS - USA - Justice has finally found OJ Simpson thirteen years after his acquittal for the murder of…

17 years ago

Daily Squib Bank Account Guarantees All Deposits

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib Media Empire has issued a blanket guarantee of all bank deposits after panic…

17 years ago

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