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LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel

PORTSMOUTH - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proudly proclaimed victory in stopping a boat crossing the English Channel.

4 months ago

HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack

LOS ANGELES - USA - A profound scientific experiment has had former actor Jim Carrey cloned from a chimpanzee.

4 months ago

Viral Dubai Instagram Influencer Continues Streaming After Legs Blown Off

DUBAI - U.A.E. - A Dubai Instagram influencer has gone viral all over the internet after both of his legs…

4 months ago

Former Royal Prince Andrew Pictured Reading Daily Squib Book

SANDRINGHAM - England - The former royal prince Andrew has been photographed reading the Daily Squib Anthology.

4 months ago

Chinese AI May Have Just Killed Off Hollywood

BEIJING - China - Hollywood films and studios have just met their reckoning. Chinese AI company and engine, Seedance 2.0.

4 months ago

Bullied New York Subway Queen Girl is Viral Star

NEW YORK - USA - Behold, The Subway Queen is born from the ashes of bullied harassment and made into…

5 months ago

REVEALED: King Charles to Exile Prince Andrew to New Location

NORFOLK - England - Prince Andrew will be relocated to another destination the palace has confirmed.

5 months ago

Crypto is So Frikkin’ Ugly – But Don’t Worry There’s a Solution

LONDON - England - The crypto scene is so ugly right now it needs a major makeover with its image…

5 months ago

Homeless Fergie Found Under Waterloo Bridge

LONDON - England - Yes, you guessed correctly. It's under Waterloo Bridge for the former Duchess of York, aka "Fergie".

5 months ago

Prince Andrew: “Why is it just the Brits in the Epstein files?”

DUBAI - UAE - Prince Andrew decries why the Epstein files mainly focus on the Brits whilst ignoring the Americans.

5 months ago

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