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Comical Starmer Reassures Labour Party After Election Drubbing

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comical Starmer has reassured Labour Party members that everything is okay and there is nothing to…

3 months ago

We’re Giving Away 1,000 FREE Tickets on an EXCLUSIVE Hantavirus Cruise

SOUTHAMPTON - England - The Daily Squib is giving away 1,000 free tickets on an exclusive hantavirus cruise.

3 months ago

Iranian Propaganda Going Crazy On Hilarious AI Videos

THE INTERNETS - We're watching with hilarity the mass proliferation of Iranian propaganda AI videos sweeping the net.

4 months ago

Trump: “I may be a surrender monkey but I don’t like cheese!”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - It turns out that President Trump is a surrender monkey, but one that does not…

4 months ago

New Film Release: “Captain Trump and the Adventures of Kharg Island”

LOS ANGELES - USA - We review the latest Hollywood release that has wowed all the critics and reviewers –…

4 months ago

EXCLUSIVE: We’re Giving Away 10,000 FREE Cruise Tickets

STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - The Daily Squib is giving away 10,000 free cruise tickets. Act now before it's…

5 months ago

Everything’s Been Done! The Internet is Now Just Repetition and Spam

LONDON - England - What has become of the internet? Once a great platform for discovery, now a spam-filled depository…

5 months ago

LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel

PORTSMOUTH - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proudly proclaimed victory in stopping a boat crossing the English Channel.

5 months ago

HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack

LOS ANGELES - USA - A profound scientific experiment has had former actor Jim Carrey cloned from a chimpanzee.

5 months ago

Viral Dubai Instagram Influencer Continues Streaming After Legs Blown Off

DUBAI - U.A.E. - A Dubai Instagram influencer has gone viral all over the internet after both of his legs…

5 months ago

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