Climate Scientists Excited After New Data Reveals Humans Doomed

LONDON - England - Climate scientists were today jubilant after new climate data revealed that the apocalypse is nigh, and…

17 years ago

UK Government Wants Everyone to Live in 3D World

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's government wants to issue everyone in the UK with 3D glasses, a Whitehall spokesman…

17 years ago

Scientists Discover ‘Missing Link Between Man and Apes’

LIVERPOOL - England - Scientists believe they have discovered the missing link between humans and the ape-like creatures we evolved…

17 years ago

MPs Ordered to Wear ‘For Hire’ Signs on Shoulders During All Hours

LONDON - England - New directives for Dis-honourable Members of Parliament are to be implemented after the general election says…

17 years ago

Catholic Church to Replace Choir Boys With Replicas

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The Pope has announced that all choirs around the world within the Catholic church are…

17 years ago

UK Economy Hung Drawn and Quartered

LONDON - England - Traders are getting ready to pull the trigger on the Pound when the general election is…

17 years ago

Tom Cruise’s Lawyers Congratulate Ricky Martin’s Lawyers

LOS ANGELES - USA - Tom Cruise's lawyers have congratulated the Puerto Rican singer's lawyers for their exhaustive dedication to…

17 years ago

Tony Puts the Boot in One Last Time

LONDON - England - Stopping off in the UK just before he makes a quick exit when the 50 per…

17 years ago

World's Largest Toaster Sets Record for High-Energy Toasting

GENEVA - Switzerland - The world's largest toaster has set a record for high-energy toastings by super-browning two pieces of…

17 years ago

Willy Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British Airways

LONDON - England - British Airways flight attendants were up in arms yesterday after it was revealed that the head…

17 years ago

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