Stephen Fry Fans Close to Suicide After Twitter Goes Down for Six Hours

LONDON - England - There was mass panic on the internet yesterday, especially amongst fans of the celebrity, Stephen Fry,…

17 years ago

Harriet Harman: "Emasculation Key to Economic Success"

LONDON - England - Harriet Harman, Minister for Equality has spoken to a House of Commons committee about her new…

17 years ago

Northern Wreck Needs More Taxpayers Money After Massive Losses

NEWCASTLE - England - After making a loss of £724 million pounds of taxpayers money, the nationalised bank is in…

17 years ago

‘Octomom’ Squirts Black Ink at CBS Anchorwoman

LOS ANGELES - USA - Whilst recording a fly-on-the-wall documentary for a British production company, Nadya Suleman, squirted black ink…

17 years ago

Oasis to Support Ricky Martin for One-Off Intimate Manchester Gig

MIAMI - USA - American pop star, Ricky Martin, has announced a one-off date at the Manchester United football ground,…

17 years ago

Obama Finds Secret Room in White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The current US president, Barack Hussein Obama has discovered a secret room in the White…

17 years ago

Daily Squib Staff to Man Swine Flu Hotline

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has won a contract for staffers to man the controversial Swine Flu Hotline…

17 years ago

British ‘Falling Off Balcony Season’ Begins Early This Year

BENIDORM - Spain - The Brit Balcony Jumping season got off to a stonking start last night after a young…

17 years ago

UK Think Tank: "Tanning Bed Use Should be Encouraged"

HARLOW - England - The use of sun beds should be encouraged amongst the UK population says a top policy…

17 years ago

Surgeons to Give Madonna New Arms

NEW YORK - USA - American pop star Madonna is set to get a new pair of arms, a team…

17 years ago

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