Barack Obama: “Aliens are real”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former U.S. president Barack Obama has revealed during an interview that aliens are real.

During a recent interview, the former president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, revealed that aliens are real.

“There are aliens out there and all over here as well. I lied about Area 51, of course; that’s something that’s off limits. We’re back-engineering their stuff there.

“Ha, hah! I just pipped Trump to revealing the truth about aliens…plus I got the Nobel Peace Prize and he didn’t…take that, you stinking chump Trump!

“They’re called Obaminoid aliens. These aliens are everywhere and can shapeshift and use telepathy, plus they like spreading all sorts of shit amongst the human populations.

“Spreading transgenderism, mass homosexuality and that wonderful BLM/MeToo shit. They’re mischievous and love to create division and discord amongst Middle American white Christians especially.

“Big Mikey also told me these Obaminoids are here for a very good reason. Ahh, I’ve said too much. I, I, gotta go now!”

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