Alaska Summit: “What’s for dinner?”

Apparently, after rolling out the red carpet for Vladimir Putin — a wanted international war criminal — the Donald has been conducting talks with the Russians about how to carve up Ukraine.

Ain’t it great to be rewarded and praised for killing millions of people in an illegal invasion? The White House assembled the full dog and pony show — on the ground, a red carpet and a ride together in The Beast. In the air, a five-ship formation performed a flypast of a B-2 bomber flanked on either side by a pair of F-22 Raptor fighters.

While a courageous ally, Zelensky is yelled at in the Oval Office, a war criminal gangster is welcomed with a red carpet. Nothing wrong with that, eh?

With no mention of a ceasefire or a deal, the “historic” press conference will be followed by dinner, during which the American and Russian contingents will undoubtedly discuss how to carve up the menu.

All in all, this has been a great Alaska Summit, albeit one without anyone present from the country that was invaded in the first place by the celebrated and honoured Russian aggressor.