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Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - President Donald Trump has issued a pardon to Vladimir Putin in a show of the "ultimate…

2 weeks ago

28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

GENEVA - Switzerland - The 28-point Ukraine Surrender Plan is currently being dished out.

3 weeks ago

Putin Loves the Slow, Slow West

MOSCOW - Russia - Britain's enemies are thanking the slow West for its inefficiency and inadequate weak plodding ineffectual lack…

2 months ago

How Grandmaster Putin is Playing the Weak Socialist Do-gooder UK Like a Fiddle

MOSCOW - Russia - Putin has successfully utilised the weak socialist do-gooder structure of the UK to destabilise and demoralise…

4 months ago

The Kremlin Waltz of Death: Trump, Lavrov, and the Bleeding Carcass of Ukraine

LONDON, England - As the US president seems to express his annoyance in a post on Truth Social, Moscow withdraws…

4 months ago

Putin Laughing at Back Slapping Weak Western Idiots

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Vladimir Putin has been laughing his socks off at the back slapping western idiots meeting…

4 months ago

There Are Only Two Ways to Stop Russia and Putin

LONDON - England - There are only two ways to defeat Russia and Putin. Unless the West changes now, it…

4 months ago

Alaska Summit: “What’s for dinner?”

ALASKA - USA - Dinner will soon be served after the end of the Alaska Summit with Vladimir Putin and…

4 months ago

What Some People Will Do For a Nobel Peace Prize

ALASKA - Russia - How low can someone stoop to appease a tyrannical, murdering despot just for a chance to…

4 months ago

ZELENSKY : “No! No! No!”

KYIV - Ukraine - President Volodymyr Zelensky has basically told Putin and Trump to "fuck off!" with their bogus peace…

4 months ago

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