LONDON - England - The Labour PM has hailed another one of his successful deals. He is paying a man to own his own home for £100 million per year.
Labour PM Keir Starmer
In another amazing Art of the Deal transaction much like the Chagos Islands deal, Labour PM Keir Starmer is paying a buyer £100 million per annum for the next 99 years to own his Countess Road, Kentish Town, NW5 property.
The lucky new owner is a Mauritian citizen who was in the UK on holiday, and wanted to own a place to chill out when in London.
Hailing the deal as a resounding success, the prime minister revealed that he is also writing a new book to rival that of Donald Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ but in reverse.
“I recently gave away a property that I own and will pay the man and his family £100 million per year for the next 99 years. Is that a good deal or what?”
When a reporter asked him how he will profit from the deal, Starmer replied: “I get to stand outside in the rain and admire my former property from the outside.”
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