World

“Where Kamala at?” Oh, She Has Been Unburdened By What Has Been

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Kamala Harris has finally been unburdened by what has been.

Where’s Kamala? In Democrat states, they say: “Where Kamala at?” Well, she’s in hiding somewhere, probably sobbing into her pillow, aww. What a tragedy for the Democrats, they are all now crying into their pillows tonight in their safe spaces, such is the terrible calamity that has struck. Poor Kamala, she has truly been unburdened by what has been — Donald J. Trump.

 

Don’t laugh, this is not funny at all, the woke socialist ‘utopia’ these nutjobs proposed will not materialise for a while, if at all, thank the stars.

So, what of the future for Kamala after she recovers from her nervous breakdown? Well, it will be a future unburdened by the past burdened by the present unburdened in the future burden, oh, how fucking burdensome this entire burden is, fuck it!

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    “I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! CHAOSSSSS!”

    PLANET SCUNTHORPE - KEIR DAVROS HAS MADE A DEFIANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF HIS RULE.

    17 hours ago

    Artificial Intelligence Emerging as a Key Competitive Advantage in Cybersecurity, New Report Finds

    GENEVA - Switzerland - Artificial intelligence is transforming the cybersecurity landscape at an unprecedented pace…

    3 days ago

    Comical Starmer Reassures Labour Party After Election Drubbing

    SCUNTHORPE - England - Comical Starmer has reassured Labour Party members that everything is okay…

    4 days ago

    LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS: “Comrades, everything is okay. Nothing has changed!”

    SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer is defiant despite massive Labour Party losses with the…

    5 days ago

    VOTE LABOUR: “Comrades, today I am ordering you to vote for Labour”

    SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer is ordering all citizens of the People's Republic…

    6 days ago

    We’re Giving Away 1,000 FREE Tickets on an EXCLUSIVE Hantavirus Cruise

    SOUTHAMPTON - England - The Daily Squib is giving away 1,000 free tickets on an…

    1 week ago

    This website uses cookies.