Comrade Starmer: “Your State Pension Will Be My Personal Socialist Spending Spree”

Imagine the horror, you’ve worked the entirety of your life and are now about to receive a state pension, so at least your twilight years will be somewhat liveable. Nope! Not if Comrade Starmer comes into power it won’t, because he wants to raid Britain’s pensions by taxing them heavily, and then he wants to piss all that stolen money away into tinpot useless socialist black hole projects that benefit no one apart from the few socialist big wigs at the top of whatever scheme that is being funded. You sir, madam, can kiss your state pension goodbye, and also your will to live, especially when that Labour council £3,900 Council Tax bill plops through your letter box. Don’t forget all those other expensive bills that will come through your letter box as well. The electricity, gas, Labour garden tax, Labour eco tax, Labour tax upon tax upon tax. Might as well top yourself now before it’s too late.

Retirees will be dragged into paying income tax on state pension from 2027 if Labour is elected, impoverishing millions of people who may already be struggling with the high cost of living in the UK

Under Labour’s evil Stasi reign, pensioners would be hunted down like animals, hung upside down until every little penny was relinquished from their pockets, then discarded into the putrid bin of socialist inequity ready to be robbed further when they pop their clogs with more death taxes and inheritance tax.

Millions of pensioners will be dragged into “retirement tax hell” after Comrade Starmer condemns them to a future of taxman rape.

The Labour leader also refused to rule out keeping the poorest pensioners out of paying income tax.

It means at least two million struggling older people face having to deal with HMRC for the rest of their sorry lives to make the tax payments under the rigorous assessment system.

Labour’s sneering Shadow Stasi Chancellor Rachel Reeves has also flat out refused to deny the Labour plan to keep the state pension tax-free. This would hit the elderly with a “retirement tax”, that would impoverish millions by taxing their already measly state pension.

“I’ve voted Labour all me life, I have, an’ I’m still gurna vote for them because I’m a thick cunt who doesn’t know what 2 + 2 equals, innit. Let them tek all me money. I do as they say. If they wants me money, tek it! Vote Labour like me, a thick cunt who will be wrung out ta dry after the election, innit!” a daft Labour voter revealed on Wednesday from his poverty-ridden hovel in Manchester.