stasi

Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!

GRIMSBY - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain does not tolerate any citizen who feeds pigeons, a vile…

3 weeks ago

Labour Pub Banter Police Arrest Man For Joke in Tamworth

TAMWORTH - England - The Labour Pub Banter Police have arrested a man for saying a joke. The man has…

6 months ago

People’s Republic of Soviet Britain Introduces “Online Safety Act”

SCUNTHORPE - England - The PRSB has introduced an "Online Safety Act" for your own safety.

6 months ago

Freedom of Speech: GAB Social Media Goes Offline in UK

LONDON - England - Freedom of Speech is now considered a punishable offence in the UK, as social media site…

10 months ago

Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!

LONDON - England - Comrades, the Big State and Commissar Yvette Cooper have ordered the capitalist American Apple company to…

11 months ago

THOUGHTCRIME UPDATE: Labour Stasi Agents Are Listening and Watching

LONDON - England - All thoughtcrime will be reported and logged by Labour Stasi Agents - RECU and MINITRUE OFFICES.

1 year ago

DIREKTIVE 23912A – SMOKING IN PUBLIC IS NOW FORBIDDEN!

LONDON - Soviet EU UK - Our supreme comrade Starmer has revealed another direktive this week - smoking in public…

1 year ago

Stasi Britain: Thoughtcrime Now Punished With Jail

MANCHESTER - England - STASI BRITAIN DIRECTIVE 34812-E3 will arrest, prosecute and jail any citizen deemed as Thoughtcrime.

1 year ago

Komissariat-5 Comrade Reeves: “Pensioners Will Be Required to Die Earlier”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Reeves Stasi Kommandant of Finance for Labour has ordered the early death of pensioners.

2 years ago

Labour Plan to Have Speakers and Listening Devices on Every Lamp Post

LONDON - England - In a new manifesto pledge, the incoming Labour Party plan to have speakers and listening devices…

2 years ago

This website uses cookies.