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The Bird is Free: Musk Fires Cancel Culture Twitter Soviet Stasi Nasties

TWITTER HQ - USA - The Twitter bird is finally freed from its gulag Stasi cage by billionaire Elon Musk.

Could this be a new era for Twitter? According to media reports, Elon Musk has already fired scumbag Stasi former Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal, the chief financial officer Ned Segal, and the top lawyer for the firm, Vijaya Gadde, were culled just hours after Musk finalized the $44billion acquisition.

Twitter had become an echo chamber for left-wing Marxists who skewed elections by cancelling the voices of the opposition. Democracy simply cannot exist in such a one-sided environment of Marxist/Leninist soviet propaganda that is called ‘progressive’ but is actually a severe form of limiting conversation and free discussion.

Twitter Gulag

The caged Twitter bird is finally free to fly and poop wherever it wants.

Now hopefully Musk will take out the other woke Marxist prison guards who have made Twitter into a cold dark Soviet prison for many where cancel culture and shadow-banning has been rife.

Sean Edgett, the company’s general counsel, and chief customer officer Sarah Personette were also pushed out – as Musk set out to clean the joint of Gulag prison guards.

Bird shit

“Under these Marxist authoritarian cancel culture turds the Twitter bird was caged in an insipid soulless steel cage where it could not spread its wings and had lost its will to even chirp or sing a song. These pieces of shit cagers had imprisoned basic freedoms and created an evil cold place where anyone who voiced their opinion freely was either totally cancelled or shadow-banned. May the cagers who imprisoned the bird rot in hell for their crimes,” one jubilant Twitter user revealed.

Musk should not have paid those biased censuring idiots a cent, let alone the millions of dollars they received for their sacking…stick the filthy fuckers in the Oubliette.

The Daily Squib account was permanently shadow-banned by those people who have no inkling or understanding of satire. All the while they allowed accounts by the Taliban and ISIS, as well as paedophilia images on their platform.

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