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Illegal Migrant: “I want to go to Rwanda”

CALAIS - France - It seems that for many illegal migrants, being sent to Rwanda is not a deterrent in any way.

An illegal migrant from Bangladesh who just came across the English Channel in a rubber dinghy escorted by the French Navy reveals his motivation.

“Merci beaucoup my French friends. I am now in the Britain, and I demand to be put up in a 4-star hotel and given free money.”

The migrant is then told that he is going to Rwanda by a government immigration official.

Safari holiday of a lifetime

“Yes, that is no problem. I go to Rwanda is holiday for me. Giraffe, zebra, gorilla! After £1.8 million free holiday, I come back to France, and they help me come to UK again. By that time, your communist Labour Party will be in charge, and they will allow me in. It’s a win-win situation.”

It seems that the gimmicky £1.8 million trips to Rwanda are certainly no deterrent to any of the economic migrants coming from France.

 

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