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Michelle Obama Desperate For Vacation

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Michelle Obama is dying for another multimillion dollar vacation funded by the U.S. taxpayer, but…

14 years ago

Dems Tell Obama to Get Permanent Teleprompter Helmet

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Distraught Democrats were today scrambling to recover some lost ground after president Barack Hussein Obama's…

14 years ago

Mitt Romney Banned From Air Force One

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney has been banned from flying on Air Force One by Pentagon…

14 years ago

Carmel Antique Dealer: “Clint Eastwood Shot My Chair Up”

CARMEL - USA - An antique dealer in Clint Eastwood's adopted town is furious after a prized wooden chair was…

14 years ago

Madonna Fires Assistant After Misspelling Obama on Her Back

TEL AVIV - Israel - Madonna has spectacularly fired her assistant who misspelled Obama's name on her back during an…

14 years ago

Romney to House Wives in East Wing After Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is already making plans for his 23 wives who will have…

14 years ago

Empty Chair Person Could Win US Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - An invisible anonymous candidate could be the next President of the United States, Capitol Hill…

14 years ago

Obama Brewing Own White House Kool-Aid

WASHINGTON DC - USA - This is just the news his followers want to hear, how Obama is brewing his…

14 years ago

Obama Approval Rating May Need Another Bin Laden Shooting

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Pentagon is planning another Osama Bin Laden shooting because of Obama's appalling approval ratings…

14 years ago

Todd Akin Was Legitimately Raped in Disabled Mall Toilet

MISSOURI - USA - A Right Wing Christian Republican Senate nominee, Todd Akin has been brutally and legitimately raped in…

14 years ago

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