Dems Tell Obama to Get Permanent Teleprompter Helmet

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Distraught Democrats were today scrambling to recover some lost ground after president Barack Hussein Obama's routing on Wednesday night by Mitt Romney was not saved by a teleprompter.

“Without his teleprompter and the hundreds of advisers, speech writers and policy makers, Obama is basically like a baby without a pacifier,” a scrambling Democrat told CBS news.

Obama is so dependent on his teleprompter that Democrats are now even thinking of getting brainbox technicians to design a special tele-helmet for the ailing president to wear at all times.

“Somebody has to do something for god’s sake, Obango is looking like a dunce out there. He may have knocked up the biggest deficit in U.S. history but we need a second term to really make that thing big,” another Democrat said.

According to the White House, desperate times need desperate measures, and the new tele-helmet will not be discreet, but sadly it will be necessary.

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