sadiq khan

SHOPLIFTING UPDATE: Everything is Free Now in the UK

LONDON - England - Times are great for shoplifting in the UK, as everything is now free in the shops…

3 months ago

Londoners Happily Preparing For Notting Hill Carnival

LONDON - England - Londoners are eagerly preparing for the Notting Hill Carnival, which is set to be another spectacular…

5 months ago

The King Has “Accidentally” Executed the Mayor of London

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - England - During a supposed routine knighting session of the Mayor of London, the king sort of…

6 months ago

London Celebrated as Crime City of the World

LONDON - England - If you're thinking of coming here on holiday, don't, unless you want a 6-inch knife in…

6 months ago

Islamic People Shocked as Sadiq Khan Now Wants to Legalise Cannabis

LONDON - England - The controversial mayor of the capital, who is considered to be an apostate by Muslims, now…

6 months ago

Arise Sir Sadiq Khan Knight of the Realm

LONDON - England - Arise Sir Sadiq Khan Knight of the Realm. The Labour controlled honours system will give the…

12 months ago

Would a Putin Nuclear Missile Make Much of a Difference to London?

LONDON - England - The Russians are threatening a Putin nuclear missile on the capital city. Would it make much…

1 year ago

London Mayor Bans England Flag But Hamas Flag Okay

LONDON - England - Sadiq Khan who is meant to be Mayor of London has banned cabbies from flying the…

1 year ago

Sadiq Khan Congratulates London Being Twinned With Port-au-Prince, Haiti

LONDON - England - Proud Mayor Sadiq Khan will today celebrate the capital city being twinned to Port-au-Prince in Haiti.

2 years ago

London Has Fallen!

LONDON - England - Sadiq Khan has won a third term as Mayor. London Has Fallen!

2 years ago

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