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Donald Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Christ has revealed that he is going to perform some miracles on Friday, like…

4 weeks ago

Praise Be to Jesus Trump

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Praise be to Jesus Trump, the anointed one, the saviour of America and the world,…

4 weeks ago

Jesus Will Save Russell Brand From Rape Trial

LONDON - England - Could Jesus save Russell Brand from going to jail at his rape trial? We delve into…

1 year ago

Biblical Experts Reveal Jericho Parchment of Jesus Riding a Dinosaur

JERICHO - West Bank - Biblical experts have uncovered a parchment depicting Jesus riding a dinosaur, solidifying Biblical texts further.

3 years ago

New Superhero Jesus Christ Video Game Hits Shelves

NAZARETH - Israel - You must download and play the new Jesus Christ video game or be forever cast into…

3 years ago

Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim

JERUSALEM - Israel - According to a new archaeological find, Jesus Christ could not swim, but was proficient in the…

6 years ago

If You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings That Defy Laws of Physics

LONDON - England - Is it not time that people started to question their unquestioning blind belief in the super…

7 years ago

Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky

ROME - Italy - New parchments discovered by theologians prove that Jesus also changed water into whisky.

7 years ago

Bible Experts: Jesus Smoked Marijuana and Used Cannabis Oil For ‘Miracles’

COLORADO - USA - New findings from religious scholars reveal evidence that Jesus and his disciples smoked cannabis and used…

8 years ago

Mild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs Bakery

OXFORD - England - In response to an advertisement depicting a Greggs sausage roll instead of Jesus in a Manger,…

8 years ago

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