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Captain of Doomed Italian Cruise Liner Abandoned Ship Before Passengers

GIGLIO - Italy - Captain Silvio Berlusconi was said to have been conducting a Bunga Bunga orgy just before the…

14 years ago

Outrage Over Video of S&P Executives Urinating on Euro

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The much publicised video of S&P rating agency executives urinating on euro notes sprawled on…

14 years ago

How Long Before the EU Concentration Camp Chimneys Start Churning Smoke Again?

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The new EU Treaty that has been agreed by France and Germany and the rest of…

14 years ago

British Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AA

LONDON - England - The French were spitting mad yesterday when their entire gourmet cuisine was downgraded to AA from…

14 years ago

ECB to Start Printing Money Tomorrow

FRANKFURT - Germany - In an astonishing about turn, Chancellor Merkel has instructed the European Central Bank to start printing…

14 years ago

Nick Clegg Fails UK Citizenship Test Could Be Deported

LONDON - England - Deputy prime minister, Nick Clegg, has failed his UK Citizenship Test for the third time and…

14 years ago

Sarkozy Shows Off His New Hat

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, showed off his new hat yesterday on the eve of a…

14 years ago

'Euro' to be Renamed 'Pox' by World Leaders

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The euro currency is to be renamed 'pox' by legislators later on today after a series…

14 years ago

France First Lady Kept Up All Night By Crying Baby

PARIS - France - Carla Bruni is said to be distraught after being kept up all night by the incessant…

14 years ago

EU: "World War II Meant Nothing Britain Still Loses"

BERLIN - Germany - Unelected EU officials have told the British PM that Britain must surrender immediately or be economically…

14 years ago

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