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France First Lady Kept Up All Night By Crying Baby

PARIS - France - Carla Bruni is said to be distraught after being kept up all night by the incessant…

14 years ago

EU: "World War II Meant Nothing Britain Still Loses"

BERLIN - Germany - Unelected EU officials have told the British PM that Britain must surrender immediately or be economically…

14 years ago

Greeks Told to Speak German From Now On

ATHENS - Lower Germany - The former Greek people have been told by Dusseldorf EU officials that they will have…

15 years ago

The French Surrender Easily But Will the British?

PARIS - France - Anyone who walks through the beautiful leafy boulevards of Paris will realise one thing -- they…

15 years ago

Greek Torpedo Port Side

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The good ship euro has taken a huge torpedo hit to its hull and is sinking…

15 years ago

Thousands Ringing Banks Asking to Only Pay Back 50% of Debt

LONDON - England - After hearing of Greece's wonderful luck in having 50% of its debt written off by the…

15 years ago

China Buys Europe

BRUSSELS - Belgium - In a last ditch effort to save the European project, China stepped in last night with…

15 years ago

Robert Mugabe Invites David Cameron to Zimbabwe

HARARE - Zimbabwe - British PM David Cameron has been invited on a state visit to the East African country…

15 years ago

Sarko Tells Cammo to Back Off

BRUSSELS - Belgium - In a remarkable war of words that had EU technocrats bracing for trouble, French prime minister,…

15 years ago

Libya to Have Democracy Like Britain – No Referendums

TRIPOLI - Libya - British PM, David Cameron, has flown in to the Libyan capital city to inspect the oil…

15 years ago

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