EU to Ban Carbon Life Forms From Cities by 2050

Mr Merde has not denied that the EU plan to cut carbon emissions by half over the next 20 years, before a total ban of carbon life forms in 2050, will limit population growth and increase Europe’s attractiveness to the elite.

“Our eco laws already accuse people of being guilty for merely existing. In the past, we encouraged population growth, especially during the industrial era and post war years, however, technology has now reached an optimum stage and the elite no longer have any use for the consumers and useless eaters. It is therefore an imperative, that in the interests of the elite ruling classes, the carbon emitting populations must be decommissioned and retired permanently. Then we can start to build the cities and eco-centres of the future populated solely by the elite and their mechanical slaves,” Mr Merde said.

Rupert Pumperjest, a spokesman for the EU’s Green Party said: “The EU has stipulated that the current human populations are redundant and not required anymore. To facilitate our master’s standard of life on this planet, I am willing to expire before my time because I am emitting too many carbon emissions and take up too many resources.”

No one has told the unelected EU technocrats and eco fascists that it does not matter what they do in Europe, because China, India, America and the rest of the world are pumping trillions of tonnes of gases into the atmosphere everyday irrespective of EU legislation. The Malthusian nightmare will continue until something is done about it.