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Communiqué From Comrade Starmer in his Bunker

UNKNOWN LOCATION – SUPREME COMRADE STARMER HAS RELEASED A COMMUNICATION FROM HIS BUNKER!

1 month ago

ALERT : Commissar Wes Streeting is a Threat to Comrade Starmer

SCUNTHORPE - England - THIS IS AN ALERT TO THE CITIZENS OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN. COMMISSAR WES…

1 month ago

Comrades, I made Commissar Mandy an Ambassador to America Despite Knowing Bad Things

GRIMSBY - England - I, Comrade Starmer stand by my decision to appoint Commissar Mandy to be ambassador to America…

1 month ago

Why I had to dump the “Jonah” Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip

BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer explains why he dumped "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip.

2 months ago

Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

MANCHESTER - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain is currently under a state of alert after a traitor…

2 months ago

“Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic…

2 months ago

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

GRIMSDALE - England - Comrade Starmer speaks about the enemy of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain -- the USA.

3 months ago

ALERT! Someone Has Defiled and Vandalised Comrade Starmer’s Office

LONDON - England - URGENT! Someone or some people have vandalised Comrade Starmer's office. The perpetrators of this heinous crime…

7 months ago

Comrade Starmer Celebrates New Poll Score of Minus 56

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer today celebrated a new YouGov poll showing a minus 56 score for the Big…

7 months ago

More Good News Comrades, Chagos Betrayal Deal to Cost £36 Billion

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, we justifiably lied to you about the cost of the Chagos Betrayal Deal. We do…

7 months ago

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