comrade starmer

VOTE LABOUR: “Comrades, today I am ordering you to vote for Labour”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer is ordering all citizens of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain to vote…

6 months ago

Comrades, Once Again I am In My Bunker!

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has made another brief communique from his bunker.

7 months ago

Communiqué From Comrade Starmer in his Bunker

UNKNOWN LOCATION – SUPREME COMRADE STARMER HAS RELEASED A COMMUNICATION FROM HIS BUNKER!

9 months ago

ALERT : Commissar Wes Streeting is a Threat to Comrade Starmer

SCUNTHORPE - England - THIS IS AN ALERT TO THE CITIZENS OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN. COMMISSAR WES…

9 months ago

Comrades, I made Commissar Mandy an Ambassador to America Despite Knowing Bad Things

GRIMSBY - England - I, Comrade Starmer stand by my decision to appoint Commissar Mandy to be ambassador to America…

9 months ago

Why I had to dump the “Jonah” Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip

BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer explains why he dumped "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip.

9 months ago

Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

MANCHESTER - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain is currently under a state of alert after a traitor…

10 months ago

“Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic…

10 months ago

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

GRIMSDALE - England - Comrade Starmer speaks about the enemy of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain -- the USA.

11 months ago

ALERT! Someone Has Defiled and Vandalised Comrade Starmer’s Office

LONDON - England - URGENT! Someone or some people have vandalised Comrade Starmer's office. The perpetrators of this heinous crime…

1 year ago

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