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Crypto is So Frikkin’ Ugly – But Don’t Worry There’s a Solution

LONDON - England - The crypto scene is so ugly right now it needs a major makeover with its image problem.

You’re a Hodler who can deal with a $1.8 million drawdown with no problem but you haven’t eaten in days and cannot sleep any more…or maybe you succumbed to the liquidity sweep and sold it all…whatever…crypto’s really ugly at the moment…it needs a makeover…some pizzaz!

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