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Innocuous Fart Permanently Ruins Woman’s Life

PORTLAND - USA - An innocuous fart let off in a store has permanently ruined a woman's life.

A woke Gen Z woman is now a gibbering wreck and claims her life has been completely ruined by an innocuous fart let off in front of her in an American grocery store.

The woman had a complete mental breakdown and needed months of counselling after a man released a little ripper in front of here while she was shopping for lentils.

WARNING: The following video shows disturbing content. Do not watch it if you are easily offended

Have you similarly been profoundly affected by a fart?

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